Leave it to Karl Lagerfeld to comment on Climate Change by making a spectacle out of it! Why not create a whole collection surrounding the issue of the melting polar ice caps and global warming using more fur than he'd even flung at Fendi? HAHA But as a testament to Mr. Lagerfeld's true genius, the fur was actually fake! Polar bears can still hang onto their dear lives standing on that ice cube while PETA saved three or more bucketfuls of pig's blood this season.
But in true Lagerfeld fashion, snow bunnies draped in faux fur was just not enough. So to up the ante, he hauled in huge chunks of real iceberg from Scandinavia to create a fantastical habitat for his little furry friends to strut down the runway. A true champion for the environment, he is! HAHAHAHA
Don't you just feel all warm and fuzzy in those fur trousers!? Yes! And it's a guiltless indulgence it is for all you fashionistas. I cannot wait for next Winter. :D
These boots are just darling! The quintessential Chanel woman -- sweet and charming, with a popped cherry on top walking on ice in the frigid cold. :P 
More fur than a girl can fit in her walk-in closet in Rego Park. I think only people that lived in Queens would understand this reference. 
If Karl was a girl.
P.S. Now can we talk about the exuberance of these girls!? That is why I will always defend luxury brands, fashion designers, and what they stand for. Even with the use of fake ass fur, the clothes look so rich and expensive. And this is the testament of their talent and genius. Yes Forever 21, put that in your pipe and smoke it!
