You Left Me Speechless

WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN!!!??? I honestly don't know. I just saw the video three minutes ago and posting it now for everyone's viewing pleasure.

It's campy and gay (sorry for being redundant), with a bevy of POP references. The Alexander McQueen inspired cola hair rollers was just phenomenal. A suitable homage to the genius himself. So is "Making a Sandwich." The Cell Block Tango. Thelma and Louise. Kill Bill. The list just goes on and on.

I also love the fact that she "bastardizes" everything and advertises every chance she gets in her music video. I think it's part of her genius -- the kitsch, the "selling out," pop culture.

P.S. Told you she didn't have a dick. ;)

St. Mark is so Sinful

It's cold, wet, gloomy, and just plain hideous in the NYC today. Perfect time to just sit with a cup of coffee and some ciggies in my cramped one bedroom apartment with the lights dimmed writing about how sunny and warm the past two weekends have been.

One of my favorite strips of pavement in the city has to be St. Mark's Place. Spanning just a mere block (between Cooper and 2nd Ave.), it offers a wide array of goodies that fuels each and everyone's inner slutbag. Weird and cheap eats for the food whore (bull's penis for $5.oo anyone?). Sunglasses for the chronically photosensitive. Hats and scarves for the accessories whore. Cheap drinks for the easy lays (dollar shots at the Continental). Pipes and incense for those who wants to get down like a dirty hippie. And of course, your regular run-of-the-mill studded leather bondage accessories. So, pick your vice and stick to it.

P.S. I said stick. :P So what are your favorite places/bazaars to shop in?

I Die

The glasses, the suits, the dresses, the hosieries, everything. I die. That is all. Now let me go and have my post-coital cigarette.

LINK LINK WINK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olHj2WxbYUE

And I Thought to Myself, It's a Pleated Pant Kind of Day

After a few months of cold wet mush, the sun finally decided to come out and show its bright smug glow. Apparently, like polar bears, the sun hibernates. But hopefully unlike polar bears, he's staying for a while.

And so I thought to myself, "I think it's a pleated pants, loafers, and a cardigan kind of day!" So I grabbed my camera and headed for the East Village. And with curry for sustenance I clicked on.

P.S. You might notice that I scratched off an item from my wishlist. I finally found and bought the pleated pants I coveted from H&M. Cheap finds are always a win in my book.

More H&M Fun Pour Femme

This is my women's style layout. Feel free to mix and match. And if you don't quite like my picks, you can always go to the H&M website and create something for yourself. I'm all for personal style. What might work for me might not necessarily work for you. So, go online and have fun. Personally, I almost came in my pants while doing these. I feel like an intern at Vogue. ;) And yes, I said intern. Because I know I need to set attainable goals. LULZ.

More H&M Fun Pour Homme

I picked these clothes myself and created a style layout from the H&M website. Wishlist alert! DO WANT!

What do you guys think? Black always look sleek, chic, and expensive. Don't you agree?

P.S. I just got the pleated pants today! Will post my own look in the very near future. :)

H&M Fun

So, as I was browsing through the H&M website, I found something very interesting. A styling template that actually works! I had so much fun that I spent the whole night perfecting a look for me. And maybe others who appreciate a man in a skirt. ;)

P.S. I would have changed the sneakers to a pair of chunky black leather boots with an industrial vibe. Like maybe a pair of Doc Martens? What do you think?